Life According to Me

oh my dear blog how i have forgotten you recently. i shall remember you and write things for you.
been up to my eyeballs with my course and trying to study. exam in 5 weeks at stanmore hospital (north london i think!)

last night went better than the day before. they lasted 45 mins before we took ben back upstairs. he still growled and hissed at gary but only when gary got close. to start with hubby kept chasing gary away but i said to him let him get close. it will show to ben that gary isnt gonna attack its just not in his nature. will try longer tonight. for today gary has the run of downstairs and ben has upstairs. maybe when ben realises gary isnt his enemy then we will relax until then its a case of going through hall door and making sure either cat hasnt followed

well ben arrived today. gary behaved fantastic but ben wanted to pull lumps out of gary. gary was very passive and ben did all the growling and hissing. moved ben into another room for a couple of hours and tried again to no avial.
on his own ben is lovely really affectionate. its just when he sees gary he goes mad. ben is now wanting to roam the house after deciding we are not gonna harm him and has come out from under the bed. will try with gary again tomorrow.
any tips and ideas on introducing the boys will be greatfully appreciated!

gary is getting a big brother tomorrow. ben (thats the brother) will be homeless his owners are moving to england and it was either they rehomed him or put him inot local animal shelter where gary came from. now i havent met ben yet but my hubby has. he is also black and white so him and gary will look like long lost brothers! hehehe. going to get him after church tomorrow.
finally my friday nights are looking better with the return of the friday night project. i just love it

been having problems with my internet. leaving computer in to get fixed

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe .

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes .

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!

18 Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken .

24 He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music .

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

It's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made angel food cake. The recipesaid beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Bill wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bill brought a friend home for supper

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Today Bill asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Bill asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe.When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Bill did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Bill keeps counting to ten.

Bill's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bill. If I can talk Bill into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners,asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
'And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted....