am back online. have had no internet since 14th july! my modem stopped working and had to phone my internet provider to send out a new one. shoddy customer service and several phone calls from me and i finally got a new wireless router sent to me. altho did wait 6 weeks!!! shoddy customer service.
anyhoo passed my exam, went out and got drunk had a banging head next day. nephew turned 1 am off on my hols nows thats it really in a nutshell

exam day tomorrow. going to bed now up at 4am to go and get 7am plane to luton. exam in stanmore

may you have enough happiness to keep you sweet, trials to keep you strong, sorrow to keep you human, hope to keep you happy, failure to keep you humble, sucess to keep you eager, friend to give you comfort, wealth to meet your needs, enthusiasm to look forward, faith to banish depression and dertermination to make each day better than yesterday.
F.W. Pitt

read that and thought it was lovely and wanted to share it

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

He triped and fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord.

Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen."

i feel dreadful. have a migraine so am taking things slowly. took me ages to clean kitchen and now am going to bed. talk soon

30 challenge is over have lost a total of 4.75 inches! lost 3 round my abdomen am most happy with this. will keep it up with slimming world as well. goal for next month 7lbs and 4 inches.
applied for that job today. work collegues tried to put meoff. its more admin that patient contact, will still have that tho. but if i didnt put application form in it will always be a case of what if

What is in the back seat of your car right now?

james martin cookery book

2. When was the last time you threw up?

about 1 month ago when i had a bug

3. Whats your favorite curse word?

try not to curse

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?

my nephew, cousin whom i babysat, gary (does he count being a cat?)

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?

feeding cats

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

watching the royal

7. Have you ever been to a strip club?

No

8. What is the last thing you said aloud?

is it ready yet (referring to chocolate torte)

9. When is your birthday?

this month july!

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?

vanilla

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

diluting orange

12. What are you wearing right now?

jeans and a top

13. What is the last thing you ate?

chocolate torte

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

some denim cut offs

15. When was the last time you ran?

this morning

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?

dont like it

17. What's the last sport you played?

does the gym count? if not wii sports

18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?

bebo- my friend, facebook- my friend

19. Ever go camping?

a long time ago

20.Do you have a tan?

out of a bottle

21.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?

an earring

22.What is your guilty pleasure?

having a sleep in the afternoon when i sneak away early from work

23.Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?

nah

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?

nah

27. What are you doing tomorrow?

final day of course before exam

28. Where is your mum right now?

in her house

29. Look to your left, what do you see?

my comfy bed

30. What color is your watch?

yellow and white gold

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?

koala

32. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?

i love it

33. What is your birthstone?

ruby

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?

i hate fast food

35. What is your favorite number?

pass

36. Do you have a dog?

2 cats dont really like dogs

37. Last person you talked to on the phone?

my sis

38. Have you met anyone famous?

no

39. Any plans today?

too late now going to bed soonish

40. How many provinces have you lived in?

2

41. Ever go to college?

yup

42. Where are you right now?

bedroom on computer

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?

credit crunch, rising petrol prices etc

44. Last song listened to?

killers- when you were young

46. Are you allergic to anything?

iodine

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

black hush puppy mary janes

48. Taste in your mouth right now?

minty

49. Are you jealous of anyone?
no

50. Is anyone jealous of you?

hope not

51. Do you love anyone?

will need to say hubby

52. Do any of your friends have children?

yes

53. Do you eat healthy?

yup

54. What do you usually do during the day?

work mon-fri clean house sat-sun

55. Do you hate anyone right now?

unfortunately yes

58. Do you own any big sunglasses?

no they dont suit me

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

What's that?

60. How did you get one of your scars?

fell through a window

of my 30 day chalenge at gym or 4 wks hehehe. by friday every muscle in my body ached but i actually felt much better. roll on till i can see the results at the end of it all!

how excited am i???? only 15 mins till the final of the apprentice. come on sir alan give clare the job

am meant to be studying but cant seem to get my head round it. exam in 5 weeks time. (doing course and exam on casting techniques, anatomy and physiology). in work it makes perfect sense but sitting looking at books its as clear as mud. may have to bring my skeleton friend home from work. that would look nice if i was pulled over by the police hehehe must try it.
not much else been happening. started my 30 challenge at the gym today. will let you know in 30 days funny enough how i have done.
hubby gone out as usual. starting to p%^£ me off, his mates see more of him than i do! grrr